Happy Thanksgiving, eh!

"I am literally stuffed!"

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone!

Sweaty!

"I literally sweat buckets today!"

Those are some impressive pores he's got there.

*Oh, the things my sister and I come up with while cleaning other people's (very warm) houses.

Meat-eaters

"He literally ate a ton of meat."

That's going to take a little while to digest.

Plans

"Our New Year's Eve plans were literally 

up in the air."

Or you could go fly a kite...

Ends Meet

"I am, literally, just trying to make ends meet."

Some simple gymnastics stretches would probably help.

Economy

"The economy literally hung in the balance."

I'm not really sure what weighs as much as the economy but I hope they get that figured out, Mr. Biden.

Indigestion

"One time he was so sick that he literally threw up a boot."

Gives new hope to the hearers of "...or I'll eat my hat."

*My friend, Michael C, creatively asserts that he hears these phrases all the time.  I imagine he spends a lot of time around pre-school and kindergarten-aged boys.

Ring of Fire

"One time when he peed it burned so bad he was literally peeing out fire."

That's gonna leave a mark!

*Thank you to Michael C for suggesting this idea.

Yure-in Trouble

"One time he had to pee so bad his eyes

literally turned yellow."

Or he had fake contacts in...  We weren't sure.

*Thank you to Michael C for suggesting this idea.

Atlas

"He literally had the weight of the world 

on his shoulders."

I hope he has a good chiropractor.

*Thank you to Michael C for suggesting this idea.