Literal Hyperbole

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

"I literally lost my iPod and can't draw these pictures anymore."

That didn't go as expected.

"His eyes were literally glued to the television."

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Your eyes will get stuck like that."

"She literally wears her heart on her sleeve."

Don't snag that on your watch!

"Dude, I got your back, literally!"

Ever feel spineless?

"As I listened to the opera I was literally

transported to another place."

Beam me up, Scotty!

"I am literally stuffed!"

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, everyone!

"I literally sweat buckets today!"

Those are some impressive pores he's got there.

*Oh, the things my sister and I come up with while cleaning other people's (very warm) houses.